They Did Everything Together

Jim, Sam and I were on the way to Seattle for Aunt Kate and Mairead's wedding. We all had a couple drinks at the airport before boarding. When we got on the flight Sam ordered some more drinks and when he had to pay for them he tapped me on the shoulder. "Mol I don't have my debit card, can you pay for my drinks?" I literally had no other option, so yeah I paid. But then I asked, "Sam why the fuck don't you have your debit card when we are flying across the country?" His reply, which he proceeded to repeat for the rest of SIX HOUR FLIGHT was "I'm unbanked girl. Girl, I'm unbanked."