They Did Everything Together

One time I was visiting Sam in Boulder when he went to CU. It was late after a fun night, the street was pretty dark but the porch light was on. Sam and I were both sitting on that goddamn carseat that had been ripped out and put on the porch. All of a sudden we saw a little paw on the edge of the porch - a baby raccoon popped its head over. Bones literally stuck his arm out and touched the raccoon's hand. It latched on and within a minute the raccoon was literally hanging off his hand. I'm pretty sure he then mentioned something about Steve Irwin. Classic. - Mol